love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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