Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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