i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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