some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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