Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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