gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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