Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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