Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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