I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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