There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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