We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
high people should be assigned attendants
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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