Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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