Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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