Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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