when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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