Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Randomize
