Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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