you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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