so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Life is so much better after having sex.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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