i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
