There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She said her name was "party"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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