Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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