I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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