What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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