last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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