I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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