That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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