Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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