My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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