She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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