worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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