Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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