Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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