I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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