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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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