how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Alive.
So much puke
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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