I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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