Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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