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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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