They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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