Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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