I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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