margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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