Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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