Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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