Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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