I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
