I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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