butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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