I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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