considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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