is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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