im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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