Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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