and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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