I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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