Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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