Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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